"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; the smell of fresh nails; and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer." This charcoal duo-chrome shifts from seafoam green to a coral pink in different lights. And while Christmas this year might not be your family's first kidnapping, it is likely your first pandemic. So cuddle up, paint your nails with Shltters Full and enjoy my favorite Christmas movie of all time; National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.